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Pizza

All pizzas come with our slow cooked tomato sauce and fior di latte mozzarella, unless otherwise stated. Please note our dough is vegan, and we have vegan cheese and 12” gluten free bases also available. 

 

All of our pizzas are produced on a line that comes into contact with gluten, soy, milk & pine nuts.

 

Due to recent events we have updated our allergens matrix to 'may contain traces of peanuts' for all pizzas as the flour may contain traces of mustard.

 

Please call and inform a member of staff of any allergies.

 

Full Allergen Information

  • Vegan
  • Celery
  • Crustaceans
  • Eggs
  • Fish
  • Lupin
  • Milk
  • Molluscs
  • Mustard
  • Peanut
  • Sesame
  • Soya
  • Sulphur
  • Treenut
  • Wheat
Margherita

Margherita

Extra virgin olive oil & basil leaves
TSB

TSB

Tenderstem broccoli, parmesan, pine nuts, garlic & olive oil
Holy Pepperoni

Holy Pepperoni

Regular pepperoni, smoky gyula pepperoni & spicy nduja sausage
Aubergine

Aubergine

Garlic roasted aubergine, crispy parmesan, fresh basil
The Ottolenghi Test Kitchen Special

The Ottolenghi Test Kitchen Special

Our latest collaboration with Ottolenghi Test Kitchen - topped with crumbled lamb merguez, Mexican spiced sweetcorn and finished with Zhoug. 50p from every pizza sold will be donated to Magic Breakfast.
The Ottolenghi Test Kitchen Special - Veggie

The Ottolenghi Test Kitchen Special - Veggie

Our latest collaboration with Ottolenghi Test Kitchen - topped with Harissa aubergines, Mexican spiced sweetcorn and finished with Zhoug. 50p from every pizza sold will be donated to Magic Breakfast.
Unholy Pepperoni

Unholy Pepperoni

Our collab with Properoni with double pepperoni(regular and smoky gyalla), both double stacked, with hot honey and parmesan
Full House

Full House

With regular pepperoni, spicy ground beef, sausage, mushrooms, mixed peppers, and black olives. 

Sloppy G

Sloppy G

Spicy ground beef, red onions and guindilla chillies
New Porker

New Porker

Fresh Sicilian sausage, guindilla chillies, garlic, oregano & fresh basil leaves
Guindillas in the Mist

Guindillas in the Mist

Guindilla chillies, garlic oil, red onion & parmesan
Mr Lava Lava

Mr Lava Lava

Mushrooms, mixed peppers, black olives, guindilla chillies & chilli flakes
Half and half

Half and half

Compose your half and half pizza
Stuffed Crust Double Pepperoni

Stuffed Crust Double Pepperoni

Oh yes we did! An 11" pizza with a cheese filled stuffed crust. With extra regular and smoked gyula pepperonis.
Stuffed Crust Margherita

Stuffed Crust Margherita

An 11" Margherita with a cheese filled stuffed crust. Sundays only

VEGAN PIZZA

  • Vegan
  • Celery
  • Crustaceans
  • Eggs
  • Fish
  • Lupin
  • Milk
  • Molluscs
  • Mustard
  • Peanut
  • Sesame
  • Soya
  • Sulphur
  • Treenut
  • Wheat
The Ottolenghi Test Kitchen Special - Vegan

The Ottolenghi Test Kitchen Special - Vegan

Our latest collaboration with Ottolenghi Test Kitchen - topped with Harissa aubergines, vegan mozzarella, Mexican spiced sweetcorn and finished with Zhoug. 50p from every pizza sold will be donated to Magic Breakfast.
Vegan Margherita

Vegan Margherita

With extra virgin olive oil, basil leaves and vegan mozzarella
Texas VBQ

Texas VBQ

Plant-based THIS™ Isn’t Chicken Nuggets, our housemade bbq sauce, sweetcorn, red onion, guindilla chillies and Holy F*ck Vegan Mayo
Vegan Mr Lava Lava

Vegan Mr Lava Lava

Vegan mozzarella, mushrooms, mixed peppers, black olives, guindilla chillies & chilli flakes

SIDES & DIPS

  • Vegan
  • Celery
  • Crustaceans
  • Eggs
  • Fish
  • Lupin
  • Milk
  • Molluscs
  • Mustard
  • Peanut
  • Sesame
  • Soya
  • Sulphur
  • Treenut
  • Wheat
Gordal Olives

Gordal Olives

Gordal means ‘the fat one’ in Spanish. Large, fleshy and incredibly moreish, these pitted olives come with a gentle kick from the Guindilla chilli in the marinade.
Garden salad

Garden salad

Mixed leaves, tomato, radish, vinaigrette.
Garlic pizza bread

Garlic pizza bread

With rosemary and sea salt.
Garlic Pizza Bread with Cheese

Garlic Pizza Bread with Cheese

Garlic Pizza Bread with Cheese & Marmite

Garlic Pizza Bread with Cheese & Marmite

Garlic Bread with vegan cheese

Garlic Bread with vegan cheese

Garlic Bread with vegan cheese & Marmite

Garlic Bread with vegan cheese & Marmite

Dips

  • Vegan
  • Celery
  • Crustaceans
  • Eggs
  • Fish
  • Lupin
  • Milk
  • Molluscs
  • Mustard
  • Peanut
  • Sesame
  • Soya
  • Sulphur
  • Treenut
  • Wheat
The Big Dipper

The Big Dipper

Get three dips for £5!
Toum dip

Toum dip

Lebanese garlic sauce
Chilli oil

Chilli oil

Garlic & herb

Garlic & herb

XL Garlic & Herb Dip

XL Garlic & Herb Dip

Vegan Holy F*ck Mayo

Vegan Holy F*ck Mayo

Vegan Garlic & Herb Dip

Vegan Garlic & Herb Dip

Chimichurri

Chimichurri

Truffle Mayo

Truffle Mayo

The Ribman Holy F**k Hot Sauce

The Ribman Holy F**k Hot Sauce

Hickory Smoked BBQ

Hickory Smoked BBQ

Ottolenghi Chilli Sauce

Ottolenghi Chilli Sauce

DESSERTS

  • Vegan
  • Celery
  • Crustaceans
  • Eggs
  • Fish
  • Lupin
  • Milk
  • Molluscs
  • Mustard
  • Peanut
  • Sesame
  • Soya
  • Sulphur
  • Treenut
  • Wheat
Yard Sale brownie

Yard Sale brownie

Our infamous super rich brownies. (Ingredients change daily, please call to ask about flavours as they may contain nuts.)
Malty Ice Cream Sandwich

Malty Ice Cream Sandwich

Malted milk chocolate ice cream in a hobnob style oat biscuit, milk crumb, half dipped in dark milk chocolate
Strawberry Shorty Ice Cream Sandwich

Strawberry Shorty Ice Cream Sandwich

Strawberry parfait ice cream & vanilla marshmallow in a brown sugar biscuit and a little chocolate
Peanut Butter Cherry Time Ice Cream Sandwich

Peanut Butter Cherry Time Ice Cream Sandwich

Peanut butter semifreddo, morello cherry jam, peanut butter caramel and chocolate cocoa nib biscuits
East Side Vegan Ice Cream Sandwich

East Side Vegan Ice Cream Sandwich

Corn and cashew ‘ice cream‘, smokey salt caramel, corn and miso cookie

TOP CUVEE WINE LIST

  • Vegan
  • Celery
  • Crustaceans
  • Eggs
  • Fish
  • Lupin
  • Milk
  • Molluscs
  • Mustard
  • Peanut
  • Sesame
  • Soya
  • Sulphur
  • Treenut
  • Wheat
Ciello Bianco Cattarato

Ciello Bianco Cattarato

SICILY // ITALY

WHITE // ORGANIC // 12.5%

Natural white, deep golden colour with savoury notes. Flavours of apricots and almost on the finish.
Ciello Rosso Nero D’avola

Ciello Rosso Nero D’avola

SICILY // ITALY

RED // ORGANIC // 12.5%

Natural red, medium bodied with soft tannins. Flavours of dark fruits, plums & cherries.
Baglio Bianco

Baglio Bianco

SICILIY // ITALY

ORANGE // VEGAN // 12%

Natural orange wine from Sicily, flavours of russet apples and red plums.
Casa Belfi Bianco Glera

Casa Belfi Bianco Glera

VENETO // ITALY

FRIZZANTE // VEGAN // 10.5%

Natural Prosecco unfiltered. Very fresh with aromas of ripe pear, citrus blossom & white flowers. Fine bubbles with a dry finish.
Rabasco Cancelli Rosato Montepulciano

Rabasco Cancelli Rosato Montepulciano

ABRUZZO // ITALY

ROSÉ // ORGANIC // 12%

Vibrant and fresh organic rose from Italy, berry and pomegranate flavours. Savoury finish.

DRINKS

  • Vegan
  • Celery
  • Crustaceans
  • Eggs
  • Fish
  • Lupin
  • Milk
  • Molluscs
  • Mustard
  • Peanut
  • Sesame
  • Soya
  • Sulphur
  • Treenut
  • Wheat

Soft Drinks

  • Vegan
  • Celery
  • Crustaceans
  • Eggs
  • Fish
  • Lupin
  • Milk
  • Molluscs
  • Mustard
  • Peanut
  • Sesame
  • Soya
  • Sulphur
  • Treenut
  • Wheat
JBC Apple Juice

JBC Apple Juice

Locally made fresh pressed organic apple juice. 250ml
JBC Orange Juice

JBC Orange Juice

Coke

Coke

33cl
Diet Coke

Diet Coke

33cl
San Pellegrino Blood Orange

San Pellegrino Blood Orange

33cl
San Pellegrino Lemon

San Pellegrino Lemon

33cl
Bundaberg Ginger Beer

Bundaberg Ginger Beer

375ml 0.5%
Drip Still

Drip Still

Canned natural spring water 500ml
Drip Sparkling

Drip Sparkling

Canned natural sparkling water 500ml

Spirits

  • Vegan
  • Celery
  • Crustaceans
  • Eggs
  • Fish
  • Lupin
  • Milk
  • Molluscs
  • Mustard
  • Peanut
  • Sesame
  • Soya
  • Sulphur
  • Treenut
  • Wheat
Yard Sale Negroni

Yard Sale Negroni

A bottleof our very own Yard Sale Negroni. Two servings, 150ml 25.6%
Hippy Fizz

Hippy Fizz

Canned cocktial from Porters Gin. Porters gin, patchouli leaf, pineapple, passionfruit and hop soda. 5.70% 250ml.

Beer

  • Vegan
  • Celery
  • Crustaceans
  • Eggs
  • Fish
  • Lupin
  • Milk
  • Molluscs
  • Mustard
  • Peanut
  • Sesame
  • Soya
  • Sulphur
  • Treenut
  • Wheat
Lucky Saint

Lucky Saint

Superior Unfiltered Lager, Alcohol Free, 0.5% ABV 330ml
Pretty Decent, I Could Get Better In T*sco For A Quid

Pretty Decent, I Could Get Better In T*sco For A Quid

Session Pale, 4.5%, 330ml
Pyramid Scheme Lager

Pyramid Scheme Lager

Our very own house lager brewed in collaboration with local legends Gipsy Hill Brewery, 4.2% 330ml
Slice World

Slice World

Our original collab beer with Gipsy Hill. Cold IPA, 5%, 440ml. Best beer ever back for a very limited run.
Two Tribes Dream Factory

Two Tribes Dream Factory

Pale 4.4% 330ml
Little Creatures Pale Ale

Little Creatures Pale Ale

Pale 5.2% 330ml
Gipsy Hill Hepcat

Gipsy Hill Hepcat

IPA 4.6% 330ml

Meal Deals

  • Vegan
  • Celery
  • Crustaceans
  • Eggs
  • Fish
  • Lupin
  • Milk
  • Molluscs
  • Mustard
  • Peanut
  • Sesame
  • Soya
  • Sulphur
  • Treenut
  • Wheat
The Ottolenghi Test Kitchen Bundle

The Ottolenghi Test Kitchen Bundle

Get the full Ottolenghi Test Kitchen experience for two! Select your collab pizza along with a Toum dip and a jar of their much-loved chilli sauce.
  • Vegan
  • Celery
  • Crustaceans
  • Eggs
  • Fish
  • Lupin
  • Milk
  • Molluscs
  • Mustard
  • Peanut
  • Sesame
  • Soya
  • Sulphur
  • Treenut
  • Wheat